Happy Mother's Day...or something

Certain 4 year-old members of my household are less than enthused about Mother's Day.

Yesterday:
Will: Is Mother's Day a holiday?
Me: Kind of. It is a holiday for mothers.
Will: Is there a holiday for children?
Me: Your birthday.
[Pause]
Will: HOW COME YOU GET TWO DAYS??!!

Wednesday: Will was supposed to bring something that "reminds him of Mommy" for preschool show and tell. He wasn't coming up with anything so Aunt Mollie was trying to help him think of something.

Aunt Mollie: Will, what are things that Mommy likes?
Will: Uhhh....herself....uhhh....money.

Gee thanks Will.