Will: Mom, it wasn't nice for you to call the children annoying!
Me: Who did I call annoying?
Will: Us!
Me: Did I say you were being annoying?
Will: Yes!
Me: Well were you?
Will: Yes! I emptied out all the toys.
Will insisted on getting in the shower with me yesterday even though I told him I was turning the water off in 10 seconds, which I did. He played around in the empty tub for a while and then walked in to the office, naked, with his hands on his hips and announced:
"Mo-om! Uh! Apparently, I don't have any clean underwear!"
Will: Can we go to a restaurant and get something to eat? I'm so hungry. (repeat about 1 million times)
Dad: Maybe we can stop somewhere after we go to the store Will.
Will (in his squeaky, scratchy, sleepy voice): Maybe somewhere with a toy?
Those 3 are from yesterday.
The other day I told him it was time for bed about 10 times, and, as usual, he pretended he didn't hear me.
Me: Will, it is time to go up to bed.
Will: Uuuuhh! You're being annoying Mom! (I love how his vocabulary is used against me.)
Also last week I told him he needed to pick up toys, and, as usual, he ignored me.
Me: Will, if you don't clean up the toys I will have to take them away and you won't be able to play with them any more.
Will: Mom, you're making me stressed.
I hear some variation of this on a daily basis:
Will: Mom! If you don't give me a piece of candy RIGHT NOW, you will be in time-out! You will get a spanking! It is NOT NICE to not give me a candy. Uhh!
Sawyer says: Mama, Dada, Bo (means ball, balloon, anything ball shaped), Woof Woof, Ooo Ooo Ahh Ahh (monkey noise), and Buh-Bo (football). Repeated "Will" a couple times yesterday. Also says "Mo" which seems to mean "more" as in "I want more food/candy/drink"
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Very bad idea to let a child that can talk get in the shower with you. You have no clue what he may decide to tell people afterwards.
Will's words have always crackea me up. He's so grown up. Maddie is starting to talk in full sentences and she is already a little sassy! :)
Congrats to Sawyer! I can't seem to picture him much older than a crawling baby... probably because that's how I saw him last.
Can Will come play at our house? Seriously, I need a good laugh! That kid is hilarious!
Will is so dang funny! I had a good laugh! Thanks!
LOL....I can't wait to meet your sweet (and very verbose) boys. Hope to see ya this weekend!
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